Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
번호 | 분류 | 제목 | 글쓴이 | 날짜 | 조회 수 |
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5104 | Humor | 간장게장은 밥도둑이 아닙니다. | hooni | 2013.11.25 | 13105 |
5103 | Humor | 여자한테 말 걸기 전과 후 ㅋㅋ | hooni | 2013.12.14 | 13087 |
5102 | Humor | 아~ 너무 좋아!! ㅎㅎ | hooni | 2013.11.18 | 13002 |
5101 | Humor | 영화 에얼리언 실사판 ㅎㅎ | hooni | 2014.01.06 | 12986 |
5100 | Humor | 이런 일도 있네.. | hooni | 2013.12.16 | 12971 |
5099 | Humor | 휴대폰 업체들의 근황.. | hooni | 2014.01.13 | 12963 |
5098 | Humor | 자, 게임을 시작하지~ | hooni | 2013.11.27 | 12935 |
5097 | Humor | 어디서 지적질이야? | hooni | 2013.11.24 | 12881 |
5096 | Humor | 이러니 부자가 되는거임? | hooni | 2013.12.16 | 12730 |
5095 | Humor | 너 땜에 내가 산다~ | hooni | 2013.11.25 | 12715 |
5094 | Humor | 카메라 의식하는 방청녀.. | hooni | 2013.12.14 | 12672 |
5093 | Humor | 논리적 설명이란.. | hooni | 2013.12.20 | 12595 |