Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
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피자를 거꾸로 하면?
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hooni | 2021.04.24 | 285 |
1251 | Humor |
알을 낳은 즐거움
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hooni | 2014.12.18 | 284 |
1250 | Humor |
설 시즌 택배 배송이 유난히 늦었던 이유
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hooni | 2016.02.11 | 284 |
1249 | Humor |
Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V
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hooni | 2017.02.13 | 284 |
1248 | Humor |
이상과 현실
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hooni | 2017.05.09 | 284 |
1247 | Humor |
나 요즘 가을 타나봐
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hooni | 2017.11.03 | 284 |
1246 | Humor |
포춘 쿠키 두 개를 열었는데
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hooni | 2021.04.24 | 284 |
1245 | Humor |
집이 없어서 주택청약 통장을 만들지 못했다고..
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hooni | 2021.09.24 | 284 |
1244 | Humor |
개의 속마음
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hooni | 2016.06.10 | 283 |
1243 | Humor |
요요 현상
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hooni | 2017.11.03 | 283 |
1242 | Humor |
주는이의 마음을 표현한 쇼핑백 ㅋㅋ
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hooni | 2015.01.29 | 282 |
1241 | Humor |
그녀가 메모지를 못 찾는 이유
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hooni | 2015.01.29 | 281 |