Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
번호 | 분류 | 제목 | 글쓴이 | 날짜 | 조회 수 |
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5714 | Humor | 부러우면 지는거다. | hooni | 2013.11.29 | 13783 |
5713 | Humor | 흔한 수학 공식~ | hooni | 2013.11.29 | 14680 |
5712 | Humor | 수퍼 샐러드? | hooni | 2013.11.29 | 15296 |
5711 | Humor | 라면... 먹고 갈래? | hooni | 2013.11.29 | 15633 |
5710 | Media | [flash] 최고의 중독성 부르마블~ | hooni | 2013.11.29 | 11834 |
5709 | Media | [flash] 동물원(zoo keeper) 게임~ | hooni | 2013.11.29 | 11473 |
5708 | Media | [flash] 변태 죽이기 게임~ | hooni | 2013.11.29 | 10117 |
5707 | Humor | 어느 컴맹의 느린 노트북~ | hooni | 2013.12.03 | 13350 |
5706 | Humor | 문자에게 사과하세요~ ㅎㅎ | hooni | 2013.12.03 | 13798 |
5705 | Humor | 몸에 용문신 새긴거 후회가 되네요~ | hooni | 2013.12.03 | 12587 |
5704 | Humor | 우리 영화 보러 갈래? ㅋㅋ | hooni | 2013.12.03 | 15058 |
5703 | Humor | LA와 로스엔젤레스 중 어디? | hooni | 2013.12.03 | 14286 |