Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
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