Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
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1502 | Humor | 카섹스.. 딱걸림 ㅋㅋ | hooni | 2015.04.17 | 2437 |
1501 | Humor | 기업은행 광고는 거짓말? | hooni | 2015.04.13 | 666 |
1500 | Humor | 원어민이 'k' 를 틀리냐? ㅋㅋ | hooni | 2015.04.07 | 608 |
1499 | Humor | 마마 잃은 중천공? ㅋㅋ | hooni | 2015.04.07 | 3007 |
1498 | Humor | 어느 아파트의 품격 허세 종결 | hooni | 2015.04.06 | 848 |
1497 | Humor | 촌놈 레전드 ㅋㄷ | hooni | 2015.04.06 | 646 |
1496 | Humor | 외국인 어리둥절 ㅋㄷ | hooni | 2015.04.06 | 545 |
1495 | Humor | 완벽한 번역 ㅋㄷ | hooni | 2015.04.06 | 607 |
1494 | Humor | 똥군기문화 당당히 벗어나는 신입생 | hooni | 2015.04.06 | 817 |
1493 | Humor | 아프니까 결혼이다? | hooni | 2015.04.06 | 822 |
1492 | Cartoon | 헬스장 도국 | hooni | 2015.04.06 | 1010 |
1491 | Humor | 쌍욕의 시발점과 반말의 위엄 ㅋㄷ | hooni | 2015.04.06 | 817 |