Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
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3207 | Humor | 게임을 넘어 현실로.. | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 387 |
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3205 | Humor | 왜 하필? | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 331 |
3204 | Humor | 공손한 여자와 반전 쩌는 흑인 | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 425 |
3203 | Humor | 대박 귀여운 파워댄스 | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 380 |
3202 | Humor | 시원하게 실패 | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 363 |
3201 | Humor | 여자 친구가 연락이 안된대.. | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 641 |
3200 | Humor | 홈쇼핑에서 어금니 파네요 | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 1627 |
3199 | Humor | 자세만 봐도 알 수 있는 프로그래머의 상황 | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 390 |
3198 | Humor | 이제 오빠 맛봐서 어쩔래? | hooni | 2018.03.21 | 933 |
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