Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
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5624 | Humor | 가오 살려주는 센스있는 리포터 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 57 |
5623 | Humor | 가격 보고 욕하지 마라 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 27 |
5622 | Humor | 복권 당첨 전과 후 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 28 |
5621 | Humor | 문제를 100% 해결 하는 방법 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 38 |
5620 | Humor | 와 진짜 크다 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 26 |
5619 | Humor | 역시 내 아들이야 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 20 |
5618 | Humor | 캥거루가 탄산음료를 팔면 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 22 |
5617 | Humor | 문과의 멀티탭 기발한 아이디어 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 38 |
5616 | Humor | 설치류 함부로 만지면 안되는 이유 | hooni | 2023.08.11 | 31 |
5615 | Humor | 잼버리 방문한 한덕수 국무총리 | hooni | 2023.08.10 | 39 |
5614 | Humor | 아이 러브 유 보다 강한 세 단어? | hooni | 2023.07.25 | 40 |
5613 | Humor | 시간, 할일, 나 그리고 의지 | hooni | 2023.06.27 | 67 |