Conversation between teacher and students.
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#1
Teacher : How old is your father?
Kid : He is 6 years.
Teacher : What? How is this possible?
Kid : He became father only when I was born,
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
#2
Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here is is.
Teacher : Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
#3
Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but your asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
#4
Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it's H to O
#5
Teacher : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir; it's the same dog
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
#6
Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher
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5486 | Humor | 헷갈리는 착시 ㅋㅋ | hooni | 2014.02.12 | 5955 |
5485 | Cartoon | 두꺼비집 | hooni | 2014.02.18 | 5952 |
5484 | Humor | 단발머리 착시.. | hooni | 2014.02.11 | 5937 |
5483 | Humor | 뒷모습이 예뻐서 말을 걸었더니.. | hooni | 2014.02.17 | 5936 |
5482 | Humor | 빵터지는 닉네임 | hooni | 2014.08.20 | 5933 |
5481 | Humor | 전문대도 괜찮냐는 그남자 (네이트톡) | hooni | 2014.02.27 | 5933 |
5480 | Humor | 신기한 삼행시 ㅋㅋ | hooni | 2014.02.18 | 5915 |
5479 | Humor | 친구 기절시키는 장난 | hooni | 2014.04.01 | 5912 |
5478 | Humor | 예능은 이래서 별로 ㅋㅋ | hooni | 2014.02.12 | 5865 |
5477 | Media | [flash] 소리흉내 잘내는 "금조"라는 새 | hooni | 2014.02.18 | 5857 |
5476 | Cartoon | 악마소환 | hooni | 2014.02.17 | 5851 |
5475 | Humor | 연예인 성형버전 | hooni | 2014.02.18 | 5815 |